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This loser is falling asleep on me.

Finally, I’m not the jerk.

— 5 hours ago with 6 notes
#literofcola80  #cant hang  #jerkface 

Wanna know the best “Life Hack”??

Go to a chinese place with a food line setup before they’re closing.

Biggest portions EVER.

— 8 hours ago with 3 notes
#chinese for din din  #awwww yeah 

So my friend built me a computer out of parts lying around and it’s totally working and everything.

Except for when it likes to just crash out of nowhere and I lose progress when playing Diablo. >.>

Well, since it crashed I guess I’ll go get food.

— 8 hours ago with 3 notes
#it's frustrating  #but i didn't pay for it  #so i'm not complaining to him  #just venting 
fucking futurama

literofcola80:

just watched the episode where leela was willing to poison herself just to dream of fry forever. but she was actually in the hospital the whole time and this is a really bad description of the episode but the shit made tear up 

— 8 hours ago with 10 notes
#one of the best episodes ever 

(Source: vinebox, via adbravura)

— 10 hours ago with 30306 notes
#hahahhahahahahahahaha 

mydogsnokes:

*takes sip of beer* *gives 14 blowjobs*

(via grownbussy)

— 10 hours ago with 7578 notes
streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

(via lauroariel)

— 12 hours ago with 160389 notes
#omfg 

khaleesiminogue:

*white guy voice* i backpacked through europe

(via dangerwizard)

— 13 hours ago with 178 notes
#omg  #hahahahaha